Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
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he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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