That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.