Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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