He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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