I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
His nipple licking is glorious
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