is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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