No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
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I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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