kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
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