that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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