Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
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Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
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This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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