She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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