she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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