Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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