You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
i just wanna soil my oats bro
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
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Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
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Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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