Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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