everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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