I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
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It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
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no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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