My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
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