Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
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