so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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