It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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