Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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