She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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