what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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