glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
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Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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