we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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