My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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