There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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