It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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