Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Vodka?
Forever.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
