So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
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