I need help removing her.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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