Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
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HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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