Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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