Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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