That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
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Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
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I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
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