I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
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I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
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Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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