im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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