Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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