i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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