y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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