summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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