I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
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Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
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I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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