youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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