I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
