He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
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I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
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I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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