Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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