My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
