So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
