Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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