I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
nutella sex= disaster
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
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Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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