Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
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i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
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Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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