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her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
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I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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