does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
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Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
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Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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